I’m Bret Telbor, a mojito-drinking plane-riding party-crashing maniac who gave up working a long time ago and decided to be just some guy in the background of other people’s pictures that nobody really knows but everybody remembers having a good time with.

Wanna know why I started this website? Well I was sitting at home one afternoon thinking about the finer points of crockery when out of the blue I… God I don’t know. I felt like it. I started it on Christmas Eve so Merry Christmas.

If you’re the type of person who gets easily offended you aren’t the type of person who should be reading this website. I heard people like you read AOL.com and listen to The Beatles. For everyone else read away at your leisure. Actually I don’t care much how much you read or if you read anything at all on here but at least there’s a record in case Bret Telbor goes missing and 30 years from now they’re trying to remember what I did.

This way they can find this website, have a read and say to themselves “I don’t know why we bothered to look him up, this guy didn’t do a goddamn thing.”

~Bret